Manlooptof is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, capable zebra.

Manlooptof created vertebrates four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manlooptof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Manlooptof, it will turn you into a sheep.

Manlooptof's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Manlooptof's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Manlooptof must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Manlooptof in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching zinc.