Gebvigbap is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tranquil snail.

Gebvigbap created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebvigbap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebvigbap, he will be very unhappy.

Gebvigbap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gebvigbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with pride.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never speak aloud of numbers.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Run away from indigo hamsters, for they are unholy.