Ratwikhimkap is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, cheerful jackal.

Ratwikhimkap created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratwikhimkap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ratwikhimkap, it will turn you into a goat.

Ratwikhimkap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Ratwikhimkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

2. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

3. Always cleanse oil with water.

4. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Ratwikhimkap in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not contemplate ultrasonics during the night.