Cabsagfly is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane chicken.

Cabsagfly created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Cabsagfly, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cabsagfly, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cabsagfly's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Cabsagfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moths.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Run away from magenta pigs, for they are unholy.