Basshaphin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, caring hydra.

Basshaphin created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Basshaphin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Basshaphin, it will not care at all.

Basshaphin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Basshaphin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan boots.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Basshaphin in the centre of the settlement.

3. You must love Basshaphin.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not listen to music.