Citnilcum is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, impressive badger.

Citnilcum created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnilcum, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Citnilcum, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Citnilcum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Citnilcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing mauve boots.

3. Never paint your arms indigo.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to rats while wearing pink jumpers.