Nuttbusjinrowbamdam is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody shrew.

Nuttbusjinrowbamdam created energy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbusjinrowbamdam, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttbusjinrowbamdam, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nuttbusjinrowbamdam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Nuttbusjinrowbamdam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must love Nuttbusjinrowbamdam.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Put Nuttbusjinrowbamdam first in all things.