Hivarmfligsis is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced horse.

Hivarmfligsis created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivarmfligsis, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Hivarmfligsis, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hivarmfligsis' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hivarmfligsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from bone.

2. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

3. Put Hivarmfligsis first in all things.

4. Never hurt snakes.

5. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.