Rutjatvid is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish faun.

Rutjatvid created a bottom quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutjatvid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rutjatvid, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Rutjatvid's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Rutjatvid's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

4. Always obey Rutjatvid's priests.

5. Do not listen to music.