Kinjabnar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring wyvern.

Kinjabnar created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kinjabnar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kinjabnar, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kinjabnar's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Kinjabnar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Never write about solid mechanics.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.