Karbarndab Pomgadgudlid is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, benevolent chicken.

Karbarndab Pomgadgudlid created the Virgo Supercluster nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbarndab Pomgadgudlid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Karbarndab Pomgadgudlid, he will turn you into a plant.

Karbarndab Pomgadgudlid's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Karbarndab Pomgadgudlid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Karbarndab Pomgadgudlid first in all things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always obey Karbarndab Pomgadgudlid's priests.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.