Begspagvil is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, contented lion.

Begspagvil created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Begspagvil, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Begspagvil, it will destroy your favourite star.

Begspagvil's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Begspagvil's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Run away if eight frogs approach from the west.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Begspagvil loves badgers, so they must be respected.