Fubcissmit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful fairy.

Fubcissmit created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubcissmit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fubcissmit, it will cry a lot.

Fubcissmit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fubcissmit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Fubcissmit three times a day.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

3. Worship no other gods but Fubcissmit.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Never touch blood while unclean.