Manflislat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, moody fairy.

Manflislat created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manflislat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Manflislat, he will turn you into a rock.

Manflislat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Manflislat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in moonlight.

2. Never feed carrots to horses while wearing turquoise scarves.

3. Never go into green rooms.

4. Never pray while filled with joy.

5. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.