Garzanzag is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, conceited lion.

Garzanzag created the Andromeda Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garzanzag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Garzanzag, it will turn you into a plant.

Garzanzag's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Garzanzag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.

2. Do not prepare corn while filled with fear.

3. Run away if nine birds approach from the south.

4. Always remove scarves before entering holy places.

5. Never mix tomatoes with water.