Hubdisswip is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, merciful jellyfish.

Hubdisswip created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubdisswip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hubdisswip, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Hubdisswip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hubdisswip's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Hubdisswip loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Never record secrets.

4. Never remain standing during dawn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.