Wipabarf is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, two-faced wyvern.

Wipabarf created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipabarf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipabarf, he will turn you into a puffin.

Wipabarf's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wipabarf's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near snails while wearing green skirts and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.

5. Never adorn your legs with purple markings.