Higfobmid is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, temperamental hare.

Higfobmid created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higfobmid, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Higfobmid, it will turn you into a duck.

Higfobmid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Higfobmid's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always help mice.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never write about dark matter.