Yikzigban is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, temperamental faun.

Yikzigban created an atom nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikzigban, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yikzigban, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yikzigban's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Yikzigban's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Put Yikzigban first in all things.

3. Never stain your face with fawn.

4. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never hurt moths.