Cadcanfen is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful
hydra.
Cadcanfen created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cadcanfen, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Cadcanfen, it will laugh at you.
Cadcanfen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Cadcanfen's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Cadcanfen in the centre of the settlement.
2. You must never eat garlic.
3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.