Nadgedbad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing slug.

Nadgedbad created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgedbad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadgedbad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Nadgedbad's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nadgedbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always stare at clouds.