Sabvinfab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, loving ferret.

Sabvinfab created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabvinfab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sabvinfab, he will turn you into a mole.

Sabvinfab's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Sabvinfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

4. Sabvinfab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shave your arms.