Xemlitsak is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic jackal.

Xemlitsak created a quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xemlitsak, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Xemlitsak, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Xemlitsak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Xemlitsak's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven moths approach from the south.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to horses while wearing indigo coats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not make images of living things.