Nellfodman is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient walrus.

Nellfodman created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellfodman, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nellfodman, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nellfodman's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nellfodman's Holy Commandments

1. Nellfodman loves monkeys, so they must be respected.

2. Never skip near ducks.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never eat green fruit.