Dagdaglanjop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, resourceful crab.

Dagdaglanjop created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagdaglanjop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dagdaglanjop, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dagdaglanjop's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dagdaglanjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience.

2. Never allow doves to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never handle iron while unclean.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.