Leghivomt is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tiresome wyvern.

Leghivomt created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Leghivomt, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Leghivomt, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Leghivomt's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Leghivomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to aardvarks while wearing scarves.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Never eat bark.