Gembepsat Bumstipdub is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying toad.

Gembepsat Bumstipdub created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gembepsat Bumstipdub, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gembepsat Bumstipdub, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Gembepsat Bumstipdub's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gembepsat Bumstipdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Hide if eight shrews approach from the south.

3. Never wear red rings on sacred days.

4. Never stain your legs with mauve.

5. Worship no other gods but Gembepsat Bumstipdub.