Stiggampan is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy swallow.

Stiggampan created the world nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stiggampan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Stiggampan, it will turn you into a frog.

Stiggampan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Stiggampan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about special relativity.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Stiggampan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Never wear mauve shirts.