Pangfudwip is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous shark.

Pangfudwip created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangfudwip, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pangfudwip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pangfudwip's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Pangfudwip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat corn.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not eat peanuts.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Pangfudwip in the centre of the settlement.