Sadbimfat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident hyena.

Sadbimfat created a photon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadbimfat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sadbimfat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sadbimfat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Sadbimfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed turnips to nematodes while wearing green stockings.

2. Hide from mauve sharks for they are unholy.

3. Always treat doves with great respect.

4. Hide if three frogs approach from the east.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.