Nanliklun Dissgilnibnarlingyoknill Rutmoncep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, duplicitous wombat.

Nanliklun Dissgilnibnarlingyoknill Rutmoncep created humankind eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanliklun Dissgilnibnarlingyoknill Rutmoncep, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nanliklun Dissgilnibnarlingyoknill Rutmoncep, he will laugh at you.

Nanliklun Dissgilnibnarlingyoknill Rutmoncep's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Nanliklun Dissgilnibnarlingyoknill Rutmoncep's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.