Sugbapyamhadtadgam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical monkey.

Sugbapyamhadtadgam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugbapyamhadtadgam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sugbapyamhadtadgam, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sugbapyamhadtadgam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sugbapyamhadtadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red rings.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of elders.

3. Do not step barefoot upon orange earth.

4. Never discuss archaea in public assemblies.

5. Never pour water over plants.