Hadbothot is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, awe-inspiring
turtle.
Hadbothot created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hadbothot, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Hadbothot, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Hadbothot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Hadbothot's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Erect nine lead sculptures of Hadbothot on top of important buildings.
3. Never leap in the presence of ants.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.