Cuddosslid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, temperamental hedgehog.

Cuddosslid created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuddosslid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cuddosslid, he will turn you into a sheep.

Cuddosslid's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cuddosslid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cuddosslid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Cuddosslid.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Never think about asteroids.
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