Hinflabfem is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful fly.

Hinflabfem created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinflabfem, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hinflabfem, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hinflabfem's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hinflabfem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Do not place nuts upon stone.

4. Never allow dogs to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Worship no other gods but Hinflabfem.