Jatyarpjam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever naga.

Jatyarpjam created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatyarpjam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Jatyarpjam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Jatyarpjam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Jatyarpjam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Never wear violet shoes.

5. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.