Vidhubfas is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing hyena.

Vidhubfas created carbon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidhubfas, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vidhubfas, she will turn you into a slug.

Vidhubfas' most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vidhubfas' Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn grasshopers, for they are unholy.

2. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Vidhubfas on top of important buildings.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. You must pray to Vidhubfas eight times a day.

5. Never look at asteroids.