Arm Zigsagbut is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, cheerful porpoise.

Arm Zigsagbut created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arm Zigsagbut, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arm Zigsagbut, he will turn you into a goat.

Arm Zigsagbut's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Arm Zigsagbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not consume corn at dawn.

3. Always obey Arm Zigsagbut's priests.

4. Always act with humility.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.