Gunfemfem is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful meerkat.

Gunfemfem created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gunfemfem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gunfemfem, it will think nothing of it.

Gunfemfem's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gunfemfem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not dye your hair white.

5. Do not listen to music.