Nurlbafpoplanpadbegbopkap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, amazing chicken.

Nurlbafpoplanpadbegbopkap created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlbafpoplanpadbegbopkap, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nurlbafpoplanpadbegbopkap, he will curse you with boils.

Nurlbafpoplanpadbegbopkap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nurlbafpoplanpadbegbopkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Nurlbafpoplanpadbegbopkap on top of all buildings.

3. Do not prepare lemons while wearing hats.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.