Vegsawcep is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, dishonest swan.

Vegsawcep created dark energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegsawcep, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vegsawcep, she will turn you into a worm.

Vegsawcep's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Vegsawcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always cleanse blood with water.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always remove hats before entering holy places.

5. Worship no other gods but Vegsawcep.