Nanabsitnanquafquat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody warg.

Nanabsitnanquafquat created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanabsitnanquafquat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nanabsitnanquafquat, it will turn you into a snail.

Nanabsitnanquafquat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Nanabsitnanquafquat's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Pigs are not to be trusted.