Tofyikget is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish goat.

Tofyikget created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofyikget, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tofyikget, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Tofyikget's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tofyikget's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tofyikget.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing gray shoes and balancing six iron spheres on your feet.

4. Hide if five badgers approach from the east.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.