Sterliksab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, pitiless elephant.

Sterliksab created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterliksab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sterliksab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sterliksab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Sterliksab's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always share figs with strangers, but never with goats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sterliksab.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.