Negxuckdubhad is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, staggering lizard.

Negxuckdubhad created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negxuckdubhad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Negxuckdubhad, it will not invite you to parties.

Negxuckdubhad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Negxuckdubhad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Negxuckdubhad on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always stare at clouds.