Vanlist is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-powerful sheep.

Vanlist created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanlist, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vanlist, he will turn you into a duck.

Vanlist's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Vanlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.