Mumgiddud is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, calm chinchilla.

Mumgiddud created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mumgiddud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mumgiddud, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mumgiddud's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Mumgiddud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not hurt snakes.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Pray towards the east.