Queegmaplid is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing cat.

Queegmaplid created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegmaplid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Queegmaplid, she will not care.

Queegmaplid's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Queegmaplid's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Never wear indigo shirts.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat oranges.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Queegmaplid.