Dib is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, caring cat.

Dib created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dib, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dib, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dib's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dib's priests.

2. Always wear green.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill ants.