Ratbumdonyat Hincibpad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, resourceful camel.

Ratbumdonyat Hincibpad created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbumdonyat Hincibpad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ratbumdonyat Hincibpad, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ratbumdonyat Hincibpad's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Ratbumdonyat Hincibpad's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.