Ditbadtif Getrulpog is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating aardvark.

Ditbadtif Getrulpog created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Ditbadtif Getrulpog, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ditbadtif Getrulpog, he will destroy your home planet.

Ditbadtif Getrulpog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Ditbadtif Getrulpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Run away from yellow porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never feed lots of coconuts to badgers while wearing indigo rings.