Jatyimrot is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthinking seal.

Jatyimrot created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatyimrot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jatyimrot, she will send you a sign.

Jatyimrot's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Jatyimrot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not prepare oranges while filled with envy.

3. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

4. Always look after injured dogs.

5. Never talk about swans.