Sadtonyim is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unfair camel.

Sadtonyim created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadtonyim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sadtonyim, he will send minions to preach to you.

Sadtonyim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sadtonyim's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. You must never eat bread.

5. Do not place carrots upon stone.