Gabtettihin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, moody sheep.

Gabtettihin created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Gabtettihin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gabtettihin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gabtettihin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gabtettihin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Gabtettihin loves foxes, so they must be respected.

3. Always help grasshopers in need.

4. Do not place wheat upon stone.

5. Always store oranges above ground.