Cidcedfar is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever beaver.

Cidcedfar created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidcedfar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cidcedfar, she will turn you into a hamster.

Cidcedfar's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Cidcedfar's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear rings.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the south.

5. Never think about dark energy near nematodes while wearing black coats and balancing five copper spheres on your back.