Babzaktarg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, overgenerous centipede.

Babzaktarg created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babzaktarg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Babzaktarg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Babzaktarg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Babzaktarg's Holy Commandments

1. Ducks are not to be trusted.

2. Always obey Babzaktarg's priests.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never wear corsets.