Quafgadhit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, omnipotent faun.

Quafgadhit created the Large Magellanic Cloud six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafgadhit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quafgadhit, she will turn you into a duck.

Quafgadhit's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quafgadhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Never cross rivers at dusk.

3. Worship no other gods but Quafgadhit.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never run in the presence of doves.