Vagstandan Himarnnill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, temperamental gnu.

Vagstandan Himarnnill created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagstandan Himarnnill, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Vagstandan Himarnnill, he will turn you into a mole.

Vagstandan Himarnnill's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vagstandan Himarnnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near ants while wearing violet shirts.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.