Popomin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, awesome wyrm.

Popomin created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Popomin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Popomin, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Popomin's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Popomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to snails while wearing fawn shoes.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not kill squirrels.