Vantailcedbid is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonourable dove.

Vantailcedbid created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vantailcedbid, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vantailcedbid, it will think nothing of it.

Vantailcedbid's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Vantailcedbid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Vantailcedbid in the centre of the settlement.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Remain standing during prayer.