Rigbafmab Garnantetti Watfatgig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, all-knowing crocodile.

Rigbafmab Garnantetti Watfatgig created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Rigbafmab Garnantetti Watfatgig, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rigbafmab Garnantetti Watfatgig, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rigbafmab Garnantetti Watfatgig's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Rigbafmab Garnantetti Watfatgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of carrots to horses while wearing violet trousers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never hurt eagles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.