Omtnigveg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, narcissistic rat.

Omtnigveg created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Omtnigveg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Omtnigveg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Omtnigveg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Omtnigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all portents.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Omtnigveg.

3. Never stain your head with red.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never feed parsnips to cats while wearing hats.