Wegsasmidbatdimnib is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, staggering centipede.

Wegsasmidbatdimnib created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegsasmidbatdimnib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wegsasmidbatdimnib, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wegsasmidbatdimnib's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Wegsasmidbatdimnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Wegsasmidbatdimnib loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not kill horses.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.