Taglap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, irritating octopus.

Taglap created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taglap, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Taglap, he will turn you into a rock.

Taglap's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Taglap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Shun those given to vanity.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.