Kemxucmis is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, quiet hummingbird.

Kemxucmis created light five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemxucmis, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kemxucmis, she will refuse to believe in you.

Kemxucmis' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kemxucmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Remain bowed during prayer.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Always treat goats with great respect.

5. Never allow otters to witness sacred rites.