Tabgemwod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, stupid skunk.

Tabgemwod created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabgemwod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tabgemwod, it will turn you into a worm.

Tabgemwod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Tabgemwod's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat strawberries.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to ants while wearing mauve ear rings.

5. Always stare at clouds.