Fossomtrenyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, caring yak.

Fossomtrenyarl created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fossomtrenyarl, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fossomtrenyarl, he will turn you into a mouse.

Fossomtrenyarl's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Fossomtrenyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed parsnips to ducks while wearing cyan dresses.

3. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Never wear brown skirts on sacred days.