Likrow is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying hippopotamus.

Likrow created matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likrow, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Likrow, it will jump up and down on your head.

Likrow's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Likrow's Holy Commandments

1. Likrow must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Run away from brown bats, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.